Monday, July 9, 2012

So I was at my father's last week and he put on an episode of M*A*S*H that he'd taped, and we were literally like two minutes into the episode

  • Him: It's really fun to watch. I actually haven't seen these episodes.
  • Me: I can bring a couple of seasons next time I visit, if you'd like.
  • Him: *watches M*A*S*H and is unable to reply atm because he can't multitask*
  • Me: This is season 5, episode Bug Out.
  • Him:
  • Me: If you want, I can tell you what's gonna happen next.
  • Him:
  • Me: *access level 100 of self control not to say the next line*